Ask a SMART Question, get a Stupid Answer

How to Play:
To play this forum game, ask a smart question:
POSTER 1:
Why does Luigi not have any games?
Poster No. 2 then answers the question with a stupid answer, then asks a smart question.
POSTER 2:
Because he keeps jumping off cliffs and gets major skull fractures (???)

Why are the Werehog stages so BAD in Sonic Unleashed?
AND SO FORTH!

Why is this forum so empty?

why is it so empty? because people don't realize that niftendo is chock full of awesomesauce =P

Since we got a Smart Question, stupid answer, but no new smart question, I'll do a smart answer and a smart question.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Why is school so important if most of us learn what we need through experience?

actually i have a not so stupid answer to the school one. school provides us with the experiences. i have home schooled friends who are 17 and have never kissed a girl. =P me, a 13 year old boy, has to tutor them in going on a date XD it's sooo awkward

I'll bite.

What disease did cured ham actually have?

The disease of bad taste.

Why does InSAMity keep de-railing the topic?

Becaus'e he's a noob! HAHAHAHAHA jk

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Taxes.

Parking on the driveway and driving on the parkway. What's up with that?

dislexia. why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Language Budget cuts.

Why is Bowser's confidence in the fact he can beat Mario so high after 20+ games of Mario beating him?

He figures he'll win eventually.

Bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

it's meant to symbolize gay marriage. the bread and the meat just never quite fit together.......

why is Gumbi green when gum is usually represented in pink?

Mold.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

The same reason we're just now making upside down ketchup bottles.

Hot dogs come in packs of 10, but rolls come in 8 packs. Why?

the pig was too fat.

why does pac-man spend all his time eating dots and ghosts? isn't that what the ghostbusters are for?

They retired.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

It's importance that doesn't be used, only if they have money .

Why is Dimentio a psychopath?

Wow.

You get really into the Mr. M thing. I'm out.

CronoStorm wrote: I'm out.

>:C
Because he's one of the few that realizes he will NEVER be as awesome as Luigi.

Why does no one post in my Cool Kids Only topic? ;_;

ZeronFX wrote:

CronoStorm wrote: I'm out.

>:C
Because he's one of the few that realizes he will NEVER be as awesome as Luigi.

Why does no one post in my Cool Kids Only topic? ;_;

Because no-one cares (and I forgot).

Bread is square; why is sandwich meat round?

hero11: Because the people who who cut meat can't tell a diffrence.
Why did Nintendo not give Luigi a chance to save a princess?

Because Luigi is worth WAY more than a Princess.

Why does everyone make Chuck Norris Jokes? Why not CronoStorm Jokes?

ZeronFX wrote:Because Luigi is worth WAY more than a Princess.

Why does everyone make Chuck Norris Jokes? Why not CronoStorm Jokes?

Its easy to make Chuck Norris jokes, it involves awesome and roundhouse kicks; What I do is too much awesome, you can't talk about it.

Which came first... the chicken, or the egg?

Obviously the chicken because I like them better.

Why are people who like video games and get good grades classified as "Nerds?"

hero11:because they are the real nerds .

Why do people keep on pushing the Tails Doll Curse?